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- <text id=94TT0915>
- <title>
- Jul. 11, 1994: Television:Calling Christy Turlington
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- <history>
- TIME--The Weekly Newsmagazine--1994
- Jul. 11, 1994 From Russia, With Venom
- </history>
- <article>
- <source>Time Magazine</source>
- <hdr>
- ARTS & MEDIA/TELEVISION, Page 56
- Calling Christy Turlington
- </hdr>
- <body>
- <p> Dressed off the rack, the dysfunctional vixens of the new Fox
- series Models Inc. serve up little more than bad summer camp
- </p>
- <p>By Ginia Bellafante
- </p>
- <p> On a recent afternoon in Manhattan, the Elite modeling agency
- gathered a group of journalists for a panel discussion on the
- psychology of modeling. Present were four models, the agency's
- maternal-seeming president and two psychotherapists who work
- with the professionally beautiful to help them overcome their
- unique problems. Exceedingly attractive women, the audience
- learned, lead complicated emotional lives. Many fret that the
- world will never look beyond the height of their cheekbones;
- they are worried that they will never be perceived as intelligent.
- "I was ashamed to become a model," admitted Jenny, a waifish
- Brit. "My parents are physicists."
- </p>
- <p> This long-legged quartet predicted that the Fox network drama
- Models Inc. would only further degrade their profession. How
- right they were. The Melrose Place spin-off, which premiered
- last week, portrays models not only as bubble-headed but, worse,
- as immensely unlikable. What we know of real supermodels--of Kate and Linda and Christy--is that they are a congenial
- lot. Their life seems to be one long slumber party as they giggle
- together, exchanging their joys and disappointments, their Marlboro
- Lights, their Isaac Mizrahi miniskirts. But the young women
- signed to Models Inc. are more fractious. They slap one another
- around; they refer to one another as bitches. At their kindest,
- they share beauty secrets: hemorrhoid cream, one girl magnanimously
- informs another, reduces puffiness around the eyes.
- </p>
- <p> Linda Gray plays Hillary Michaels, owner of the eponymous Models
- Inc. (She also plays the mother of Heather Locklear's character
- on Melrose, but that's another story line.) Her employees include
- Sarah Owens (Cassidy Rae), an innocent from Iowa City who is
- required to wear a leather bustier on her first job; Linda Holden
- (Teresa Hill), a woman desperately hiding her junkie/porn-star
- history; Julie Dante (Kylie Travis), an export from the Australian
- Outback, where her father beat her repeatedly; and Teri Spencer
- (Stephanie Romanov), prone to alcoholism and burdened by the
- grief of losing her mother on the day she was born. Here is
- a group that really could benefit from model psychotherapy.
- </p>
- <p> The girls' troubled pasts draw them inexorably to men who cause
- them yet more trouble. The boyfriends and one-night stands on
- Models Inc. expertly deplete the women's self-esteem; they are
- men who make remarks like "Models--you give them some money;
- you send them to clubs. Beyond that, they're worth nothing."
- But far more disturbing is the apparent belief among the leading
- male characters that a commanding sexual presence is best achieved
- by smearing one's hair with the whole Vavoom! product line.
- In real life Linda Evangelista goes out with Kyle MacLachlan;
- the men on this show all look like Chippendales graduates.
- </p>
- <p> Perhaps that is fitting, given that the show's supermodels don't
- look like supermodels and dress as though they shop at Mandee.
- Unlike Melrose Place, Models Inc. is simply bad, not wonderfully,
- enjoyably bad. It would be much more fun if it depicted fashion
- culture realistically. Few things are more amusing than the
- sight of a refined beauty in a $4,000 fluorescent yellow dress
- made of rubber.
- </p>
- </body>
- </article>
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